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For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.
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Cthulhux
14 days ago
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Should be mandatory for pseudo-political Twitter users.
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Covarr
14 days ago
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My boss says screenshots are proof
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infogulch
13 days ago
I am so, so sorry.
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For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.
rickhensley
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This is the story of my job...
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Cthulhux
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Creepy, but perfectly understandable.
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Liebe Leser, ab jetzt nehmt doch lieber die Treppe ...

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Liebe Leser, ab jetzt nehmt doch lieber die Treppe und nicht den Aufzug. Und ich meine das nicht aus Fitness-Gründen!
Schindler hat mit "Schindler Ahead" eine digitale Plattform für seine Fahrtreppen und Aufzüge vorgestellt, die diese zu intelligenten Maschinen aufwerten soll. Das Unternehmen hat bei der Entwicklung mit dem Mobiltechnikspezialisten Huawei und GE Digital zusammengearbeitet.
GE und Huawei als Technologie-Partner? Klingt wie der Setup zu einem Witz. "Ein Huawei-Ingenieur, ein GE-Ingenieur und ein Bosch-Ingenieur gehen in einen Baumarkt"?

Full Stack Excellence! Ein Leuchtturm unter den Technologieprojekten!!

Fehlt nur noch die Akkutechnologie von Samsung.

Ein besseres "Fahrstuhl-Erlebnis" sollen den Fahrgästen auch interaktive und personalisierte News- und Entertainment-Angebote verschaffen.
Ach so, es geht um Werbe-Flutung! Sagt das doch gleich!

In der Tat. Das ist genau das, was Fahrstühlen im Moment noch fehlt. Dass man da auch noch von Werbung gestresst wird.

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Hottest Editors

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Elon Musk finally blocked me from the internal Tesla repository because I wouldn't stop sending pull requests for my code supporting steering via vim keybindings.
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Cthulhux
106 days ago
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ed is the standard text editor.
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copyninja
101 days ago
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I'm still emacs user (slight correction spacemacs)
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satadru
105 days ago
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2035 — The rising popularity of retrocomputing brings about a vim keybinding mod for ResEdit, written by a CRISPRed kid.
New York, NY
minderella
106 days ago
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Notepad Plus baby!
tingham
106 days ago
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Should I be ashamed more for still listening to Slipknot or that I still use Vim?
Cary, NC
sirshannon
106 days ago
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2010 and 2015 are correct for me.
gmuslera
106 days ago
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Emacs hottest feature was it's demise: climate change is caused by people abusing C-x M-c M-Butterfly https://xkcd.com/378/
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alt_text_bot
106 days ago
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Elon Musk finally blocked me from the internal Tesla repository because I wouldn't stop sending pull requests for my code supporting steering via vim keybindings.
Covarr
106 days ago
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I'm pretty sure 2020's hottest editor will be a minecraft mod that can load plaintext files as in-world signs and then resave them back to plaintext files.
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beowuff
106 days ago
It'll be called mc-vim
duerig
106 days ago
And you'll have to pay McDonalds royalty money to use it... :)
Samuele96
106 days ago
It sound pretty much like atom

Onboarding

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'So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.'
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Cthulhux
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Alternative title: Startups.
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Covarr
133 days ago
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Between simultaneously starring in and directing every Broadway show AND every Disney movie, how does Lin-Manuel Miranda find time for this?
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RAddisonJones
119 days ago
I think you've just dialed in on the root cause of their infrastructure issues. When do you start?
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'So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.'

Benutzt hier jemand Debian Full Disk Crypto? Der setzt ...

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Benutzt hier jemand Debian Full Disk Crypto? Der setzt anscheinend immer das Passwort auf "p", egal was man eingegeben hat.
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Cthulhux
177 days ago
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"Linux ist sicher".
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moschlar
177 days ago
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Na da hat der Dicke mal wieder nur die Überschrift gelesen...

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