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What are all these less-than signs? What's an HREF? Look, we know you live in a fancy futuristic tech world, but not all of us have upgraded to the latest from Sun Microsystems.
(A male customer is wandering alone through my work. He appears to be a “tough guy” — he has long hair and obviously works out. He wanders around for a few minutes before stopping my coworker.)
Customer: “I’m looking for these for my wife. She says they have to be the same brand.”
(He reveals a piece of a tampon box without looking embarrassed or anxious.)
Coworker: “Sure, we have those. Let me show you.”
(She gets him the tampons and rings him up. He pays, grabs the box, and then WALKS OUT OF THE STORE with in it plain sight.)
Me: “Did that just happen?”
Coworker: “He said he didn’t need a bag.”
Me: “Wow.”
I fail to see the problem here. But I'm socially awkward.
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Me: I am going to need your Twitter address in order to set up your Twitter feed on your website.
Client: www.twitter.com
Technically correct though.
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I... Uh, wow, so I'm the 3 right most ones. Maybe I am intense...
Somerville, MA
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People who insist the eagles could have taken the ring to Mordor are pretty far to the right on this scale. They place badly on the "actually read The Lord of the Rings books" chart, though.
Moses Lake, WA
The wars between the "OTHER PRIMATES OPEN THEM FROM THE SMALL END" faction versus the "BUT THE LITTLE BIT OF BANANA AT THE SMALL END IS GROSS" faction consumed Europe for generations.
The wars between the "OTHER PRIMATES OPEN THEM FROM THE SMALL END" faction versus the "BUT THE LITTLE BIT OF BANANA AT THE SMALL END IS GROSS" faction consumed Europe for generations.
(In the heyday of the video rental industry, I work at one of the largest national chains. As a big-time film geek, I can often figure out what title an individual is seeking with only the most basic of information.)
Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a movie, and that guy over there—” *points to coworker* “—says I should talk to you.”
Me: “Okay, maybe I can help. Is it a new release or an older film?”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Me: “Did it come out recently, say, in the last year or two, or is it older?”
Customer: “Why does that matter?”
Me: “Well, that will give me some insight as to where it is in the store.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t know when it came out.”
Me: “Okay, can you tell me what it’s about?”
Customer: “Not really. It just looked good.”
Me: *trying a different tactic* “Do you know who’s in it?”
Customer: “It’s that girl. The one that’s in all those other movies.”
(I can feel my blood pressure rising.)
Me: “I’m afraid I’ll need a little more information than that. Do you know her name, or what other movies she’s been in?”
Customer: *shakes her head* “No. Your coworker said you could help me.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, I’m trying, but you’re not giving me much to work with. Can you give me some idea as to what the movie is about?”
Customer: *groaning* “It’s about a girl who goes home.”
Me: *just taking a stab* “Is it Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael?”
Customer: *seemingly appalled* “No! I don’t even know what that is! Look. Are you going to help me or not? I’m looking for that movie. It’s about a girl who goes home!”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but that could be any number of movies on our shelves.”
Customer: *shouting* “No, it couldn’t! It’s about a girl who goes home, and it’s got that girl who’s been in those other movies! You’re no help!”
(And with that, she stormed off.)
Humans.
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Maybe she shouldn't be so proud of being a cowgirl.. in the city...
Submitted by: Karl
A good whisky lasts longer though.
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